Evidently Pandas around the world seem to have a major issue on their hands. They can't seem to do the proverbial "Panda Nasty". Far be it for me to judge the gentle giants of Asia, but if that basic skill eludes your species, then perhaps extinction is an inevitabilty. Regardless, scientists who feel more ompassion for the beasties than i do, have decided that the best way to get the silly, duochromatic, snuggle-monsters to hump, is to show them Panda Erotica. Read the yawnfully dreadful story on CNN ENTER THE CITIZEN MEDIA
The notion of panda porn has spawned Panda Porn Dot ORG, a hilarious and deliciously crude series of panda porn...erm videos.
Click the Icon for all the naughty Pandaness
3 comments:
Thanks for the panda post. Great blog, quite funny!
In some species, the female doesn't get pregnant unless the male does enough to satisfy her (in some cases she doesn't ovulate until this happens). Don't know the situation for pandas though.
I just had to say that I actually have all three songs in the "cheerleader" animation: the Pulp Fiction, the 2Live Crew, and the Mickey Song. Yikes.
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