Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? II

Let's begin with Bill Vs. Bill.
If Poppa Bear hates one thing in this world, its an intelligent, well spoken, reputable journalist. So he sends his crony to try to ambush Bill Moyers, and the result is well.. to be expected




Next, Faux news delivers a twofer of retarded racially insensitive pieces of bile. Firstly with Michelle Malkin and some other wingnut floozy referring to Michelle Obama as "Barack's Baby Momma"



And then, the widely panned "terrorist fist jab". Oh, Fox. You so crazy!




And for good measure i thought i'd throw in the demise of crossfire as performed by John Stewart. This is an old clip, but an important one in the history of Custodieting the Custodes.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Who watches the watchmen?

It would seem like the fourth estate has been misbehaving a bit lately. Perhaps its the busy election season that has me more in tune with the news, but i've seen more examples of bad reporting and bad behavior lately than ever before. AAnd I'm not just talking about FOX News.

Yes, we have the pathetic BILL O'Raly, but when the awesomely misbehaved Chris Matthews is calling people out, you KNOW something's afoot. Is it the end of the screaming heads? Did John Stewart signal the death of not only Crossfire, but all hot aired punditry?

God, I hope so.

For your viewing enjoyment the greatest hits from the last two weeks.

Let's start with Bill-O


Ha ha. That Bill O' Reilly is such a sociopath. Let's watch his show EVERY night.

Next comes Tweety, who is the poster boy for "Pundits Behaving Badly" watch how he calls out right-wing nutso Kevin James.


Oh, Tweety. Life with you is such a roller-coaster.

Big Russ, gets in on the fun, when his bowels chime in. (Listen Closely)


Even though Russert’s fart sounds like a special effect , I am assured that this was in no way edited. I'm serious. He ripped one.

Lastly and most laudably, we have the great Sam Donaldson. Who manages to com across as a human despite his Vulcan features. Enjoy the fine cocktail of Sam, on the Rocks, with a hint of flirt.

HERE! WATCH IT HERE! THIS IS THE LINK!

Panda Porn (NSFW)

Evidently Pandas around the world seem to have a major issue on their hands. They can't seem to do the proverbial "Panda Nasty". Far be it for me to judge the gentle giants of Asia, but if that basic skill eludes your species, then perhaps extinction is an inevitabilty. Regardless, scientists who feel more ompassion for the beasties than i do, have decided that the best way to get the silly, duochromatic, snuggle-monsters to hump, is to show them Panda Erotica. Read the yawnfully dreadful story on CNN

HERE!

ENTER THE CITIZEN MEDIA

The notion of panda porn has spawned Panda Porn Dot ORG, a hilarious and deliciously crude series of panda porn...erm videos.

Click the Icon for all the naughty Pandaness