So when i found the sweet Nueva California Flag that I posted with my blue state rant, I came across
The Grand Duchy of Alfghanistan
"Podex Perfectus Est"
UN Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Location: The North Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Alfghanistan is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 6 million enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Healthcare and Education are on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 57%, and even higher for the wealthy.
Voting is voluntary. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Alfghanistan's national animal is the puffin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Doh.
For the Official Site of the Grand Duchy, please click