Glory be to you-tube and its simple uploading.Through the Magic of my digital camera and YouTube I am able to bring you sights and sounds from my recent trip to Europe.
THE ROYAL MILE IN EDINBURGH SCOTLAND
After a day parading around Edinburgh Castle, and doing the tourist thing, I was very excited to see a piper in the old streets of Edinburgh. Unfortunaely the film option doesn't work like the camera option (Duh) and I turn the whole thing on its side.
ORGAN GRINDER I AMSTERDAM
So i'm on the streets of Amsterdam, and this organ grinder is rocking out, when a street sweeper walks by with a funny little cameo with his giant street vacuum.
NOTRE DAME DOUBLE-HEADER
"The bells! They Ring for me! This one is Isabella, she made me deaf, you know."
The Organist inside the cathedral rocks a tune in the way that only a Pipe Organist in a Gothic Cathedral can...creepily
Showing posts with label Amsterdam. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amsterdam. Show all posts
Friday, April 20, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Easterdam and Paree Le Fou
Sorry about the scant blogging, but my torpidity has dealt a furious blow to my beloved Mac in the form of a gnarly, broke-ass screen. Mercifully my travel companion, the Indiana-born, self proclaimed "Picky Eater" , Mr. Kenneth Christie, is toting around his inferior, but nonetheless useful DELL. So I had a few realizations about Amsterdam.Primarily the Netherlands are referred to as such because they are nether..far..far from anything interesting. In lieu of actual culture or lively intellectual movements, the Dutch have opted for Drug Use and whoring, which of course,made it our first stop.
Easter in Dutch is called Paas. Yes, like the egg decorating kits. They are owned by a Dutch company. If you color Eggs with PAAS, you are supporting prostitution anddrug-use.

Oh, look! A quaint Dutch Brothel. Lovely weather for Easter Whoring, huh guys?

In case you had any questions about how sex obsessed Amsterdam is...

Then its off to Paris, with the madman who changed the Lulus menu to read "Freedom Fries". I was determined to show Kenny a good time in Paris. But first, some culture.

Notre Dame. No, there is no football here. No that's not a cheerleader.

No Kenny, you're not supposed to take a picture of.. Kenny ..Kenny?

As a matter of fact, I DO know what "Voulez vous coucher avec mois" means.
At the moment, we are in London, and tomorrow is the super speedy all access deeply emotional and thorough one-day London Tour, as given by anglophile extraoridnaire and owner of the 5 CD set of Simon Schama's "A History of Britain"- Me.
Easter in Dutch is called Paas. Yes, like the egg decorating kits. They are owned by a Dutch company. If you color Eggs with PAAS, you are supporting prostitution anddrug-use.

Oh, look! A quaint Dutch Brothel. Lovely weather for Easter Whoring, huh guys?

In case you had any questions about how sex obsessed Amsterdam is...

Then its off to Paris, with the madman who changed the Lulus menu to read "Freedom Fries". I was determined to show Kenny a good time in Paris. But first, some culture.

Notre Dame. No, there is no football here. No that's not a cheerleader.

No Kenny, you're not supposed to take a picture of.. Kenny ..Kenny?

As a matter of fact, I DO know what "Voulez vous coucher avec mois" means.
At the moment, we are in London, and tomorrow is the super speedy all access deeply emotional and thorough one-day London Tour, as given by anglophile extraoridnaire and owner of the 5 CD set of Simon Schama's "A History of Britain"- Me.
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