The true culprit... BOREDOM

And they blew it, in Boston.

Mooninite Bomb Whack-A-Mole

Here's an Awesome Whack A Mole Game

Help The Bomb Squad!SAVE BOSTON!

Sean and Pete Legal Defense Fund?

Not yet! But the moment it happens, I expect all my friends IN the blogosphere and out to donate. But NOT UNTIL there is an announcement that they are moving on with these fraudulent charges. Remeber gang, if they go after Sean and Pete to hide their incompetence and paranoia, then who knows what else they may call a "Possible threat"? In the meantime the place to send Dough to is:

Call first to see if they are accepting donations yet.

Peter Berdovsky Legal Defense Fund
Law Office of Michael L. Rich
74 Newport Street
Arlington MA 02476
Phone: 781-641-3472

The New Faces Of Terror (Save Sean and Pete!)

The war on Terror got a little more retarded yesterday when Boston was held in the grip of the terrorizing Mooninites. In a show of alertness and crack Detective work, the Boston Police Department decided that "Lite Brite" Ads of the famed Aqua Teen Hunger Force villains were...you ready? You sitting down? Bombs. Yes, Bombs. The fact that other , less fucktarded cities didn't seem to think that a cartoon alien giving the middle finger was a reason to shut dwon Bridges, Freeways, and waterways, didn't seem to hamper the city officials when it came time to make Arrests. Yes ARRESTS! Sean and Pete, (Pictured above) have been arrested for a "Hoax". Hmmm. That's going to stick. But my favorite part of the whole thing have been the "Tough on Terror" Responses from the City's Officials. Rather than hide their collective blockheads in shame, they've entertained me for days.

Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards "bomblike" devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged transportation infrastructure in the city.

Hahaha.. And if a DA dressed in drag and fucked a goat, that would end his career, but that's quite an 'If", isn't it Johnny?

Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis called the stunt "unconscionable,"

Unconscionable, is arresting two Cartoon -Watching Stoners because your police are so retarded that they can't tell the difference between an ad and a bomb.

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino called it "outrageous" and the product of "corporate greed."

I'm glad Mayor Menino is speaking out against corporate greed, I wonder if his list of donors is less offensive than a mooninite.

Democratic Rep. Ed Markey, a Boston-area congressman, added, "It would be hard to dream up a more appalling publicity stunt."

Ooh! Ooh! I can think of one! Arresting two innocent dudes for putting up ads!

I think The Mooninites said it best....