A shockingly shitty cartoon for the ages.

I don't expect any of you to do as i do. In fact, i can almost reccomend you ignore whatever it is i'm doing. Chances are it won't make sense unless you're me at that moment. However, because i often take the difficult way to a goal, and preciesly due to the fact that i am willing to suffer through some things to gain a better scope of the world and what makes it tick, i can sometimes offer to my friends and readers a window in to the horrors of life, without having to immerse yourself in the raw sewage of our collective mind.

I am pleased and embarassed to present to you BUCKY AND PEPITO. A cartoon that has been described by animators as having set "a standard for awfulness that no contemporary TV cartoon has managed to surpass.”

Let it load, skip the Live action intro, and go straight to the astoundingly bad cartoon. As far as i could figure out, an asshole rabbit, fucks with a cowboy kid and his Mexican Stereotype friend, and ultimately seduces a bull. The Mexican stereotype might be offensive, it it wasn't so incredibly retarded, and the John Waters rabbit with "His Boys" and the southern accent, is the stuff nightmares are made of. The Europa moment at the end is so confounding that you almost want to watch again to reassure yourself that you actually witnessed such incompehensible awfulness.

Enjoy: BUCKY and PEPITO

What The hell is Wrong wit Nick Cage?

As someone who saw the Naming of Nick Cage's son, "Kal -El" as a a masterful stroke, worthy of some sort of Nerd-Prize for ballsiest name since "Moxy Gillete" (Penn Gillete's badass Daughter) , you can say I am a very open minded sort. But, Jesus Christ! Did anyone notice this movie happened? Why wasn't I told about this? Its one thing to allow Neil Labutte out of his cage, but then to let Nick Cage go all wild and droopy on the screen, well let's just hope they release a box set like Showgirls. Prepare yourselves for the finest moments from Wicker Man.




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