As if Barry Hussein and his mad ball skillz weren't enough.
As if Sarko's hottie new wife weren't the most badass move to rock the Palais de l'Élysée since Félix Faure died while getting a hummer.
As if Pooty Poot's Judo doesn't bring terrified chills to those who would cross him.
Here comes Taro Aso from the Japan. More like Bad Aso. Check out this vid of Taro in the 1976 Olympics Skeet Shooting.