I'm a fucking mess
I need my buds
why are you a mess
One in particular
But I don't want to discuss it
let's go out, get drunk, and be irresponsible with lADIES, ROLLERSKATES, AND LIQUOR
that sounds like a ton of fun
but the girl would have to come with me
and she is underage
We all go dressed as goofballs
Dude...par for the fucking course
what is par?
That's the score that is
What I'm saying is that you rarely abandon her, your friend is BEGGING, it sounds like fun, you'd take her if you could, but unfortunately it's 21 and over.
I'm telling you it won't fly
Then she pouts, you tell her "I'm sorry darling, I love you.but i'm not the kind of friend who would abandon a mate.'Ill be home later tonight."
You give her a good kiss, maybe a pickle-tickle if it goes that far, you put on a costume and we have a good time.
I see her on the weekends
she goes to school during the week