My darling.

If any she-blog readers care to know what a guy wants:

A shockingly shitty cartoon for the ages.

I don't expect any of you to do as i do. In fact, i can almost reccomend you ignore whatever it is i'm doing. Chances are it won't make sense unless you're me at that moment. However, because i often take the difficult way to a goal, and preciesly due to the fact that i am willing to suffer through some things to gain a better scope of the world and what makes it tick, i can sometimes offer to my friends and readers a window in to the horrors of life, without having to immerse yourself in the raw sewage of our collective mind.

I am pleased and embarassed to present to you BUCKY AND PEPITO. A cartoon that has been described by animators as having set "a standard for awfulness that no contemporary TV cartoon has managed to surpass.”

Let it load, skip the Live action intro, and go straight to the astoundingly bad cartoon. As far as i could figure out, an asshole rabbit, fucks with a cowboy kid and his Mexican Stereotype friend, and ultimately seduces a bull. The Mexican stereotype might be offensive, it it wasn't so incredibly retarded, and the John Waters rabbit with "His Boys" and the southern accent, is the stuff nightmares are made of. The Europa moment at the end is so confounding that you almost want to watch again to reassure yourself that you actually witnessed such incompehensible awfulness.

Enjoy: BUCKY and PEPITO

Let the nerdery begin!

Tomorrow morning I leave for San Diego ComicCon. The biggest gathering of dorks in this side of the Federation of Planets, and Above Middle Earth. As always I will be bringing along my camera to highlight the more horrific moments.

Please, oh please check back in on Monday.

When Toys Jump the Shark

I'm especially fond of the Moose.

Unseen Transformers Trailer!!!

From 1986



We've come a long way, baby.

The Ancient Book of Myth and War is HERE!

Last night I went to one of the best art openings i've been to in a while. Endlessly better than the Mark Ryden clusterfuck, THE ANCIENT BOOK OF MYTH AND WAR which I blogged about in OCTOBER of last year, is the collective work of PIXAR artists:

Scott Morse

Lou Romano

Don Shank

And

Nate Wragg


I had to haul my ass all the way to ALHAMBRA where I was extremely pleased with the manner that the Nucleus Gallery had set up the whole shebang. My friend, Jenifer bought an original piece by Scott Morse and I went Zany on the prints, buying four by Scott Morse and Two by Nate Wragg. The ABOMAW is an incredible exhibit, and a worthwhile jaunt to Alhabra. If however you can't seem to make it there, I highly reccomend you order the book on Amazon. It is some astounding artistic evidence that PIXAR is the preeminent source of animation and home to some of the finest artists around.

CRAZY TIME!

Oh, dear friends. Sanity is such a frail and fragile bitch. I know my glass menagerie hasn't fared all that well this week. Presented with a few obstacles, I decided that perhaps Brit can't be fully blamed for her sudden shearing. By god, if we went around judging lapses in sanity after a split or during a moment of crisis like it was sharia law, we'd all have been stoned to death or at least caned by now. No, no, the emtional breakdown is as much the right of the well-maintained international playboy, as it is of the sulky, baldheaded, baby-momma, bumpkin, pop-star. Fortunately for us playboy types, the paparazzi aren't around as we manically call 18 times a number we KNOW won't be answered. Or when we throw a temper tantrum for badly phrased jokes. Yes, the breakdown is a cruel mistress, and when you wake up the next day in rehab or in shame, if you can see through the fog of depression and into the light of reality, you realize that the haughty bitch wasn't worth the trouble, and whatever brought Mistress Meltdown into your life, was but a trifle. Life after all, does continue. Britney may be kicking herself at the moment for her choice of clipper and umbrella weilding actions but if she's a tough cookie, and I know she must be, then she'll look back at this moment from the summit of her mountain of cash, wearing her tiara, and gently say "How Silly."

So must we all. Not from our mountain of cash perhaps, but from our own molehills of reality the realisation must dawn. "Eventually, i'll smile again."

In honor of Trifling the seemingly unsurmounatble, i'd like to share the following pop art images by a brilliant artist named Donald Topp.

Anti-Nazi-Zeichentrickfilm von Disney

During WWII Disney's studio devoted a great deal of time to propaganda and training videos for the war effort. This cartoon is an awesome example of Anti Fascist propaganda of the day, and is shockingly chilling in its portrayal of life in the third Reich.


Disney Nazi Cartoon

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Cartoon Rebellion!

Yeah, that's right! I'm pro-Mooninite, and Pro Sharign this Awesome Vid of Stewie and Gene Kelly Dancing.

Anchors Aweigh!

The New Faces Of Terror (Save Sean and Pete!)

The war on Terror got a little more retarded yesterday when Boston was held in the grip of the terrorizing Mooninites. In a show of alertness and crack Detective work, the Boston Police Department decided that "Lite Brite" Ads of the famed Aqua Teen Hunger Force villains were...you ready? You sitting down? Bombs. Yes, Bombs. The fact that other , less fucktarded cities didn't seem to think that a cartoon alien giving the middle finger was a reason to shut dwon Bridges, Freeways, and waterways, didn't seem to hamper the city officials when it came time to make Arrests. Yes ARRESTS! Sean and Pete, (Pictured above) have been arrested for a "Hoax". Hmmm. That's going to stick. But my favorite part of the whole thing have been the "Tough on Terror" Responses from the City's Officials. Rather than hide their collective blockheads in shame, they've entertained me for days.

Assistant Attorney General John Grossman called the light boards "bomblike" devices and said that if they had been explosive they could have damaged transportation infrastructure in the city.

Hahaha.. And if a DA dressed in drag and fucked a goat, that would end his career, but that's quite an 'If", isn't it Johnny?

Boston Police Commissioner Edward Davis called the stunt "unconscionable,"

Unconscionable, is arresting two Cartoon -Watching Stoners because your police are so retarded that they can't tell the difference between an ad and a bomb.

Boston Mayor Thomas Menino called it "outrageous" and the product of "corporate greed."

I'm glad Mayor Menino is speaking out against corporate greed, I wonder if his list of donors is less offensive than a mooninite.

Democratic Rep. Ed Markey, a Boston-area congressman, added, "It would be hard to dream up a more appalling publicity stunt."

Ooh! Ooh! I can think of one! Arresting two innocent dudes for putting up ads!

I think The Mooninites said it best....

Stop Motion Battle

Freakin awesome!







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Full Length Charlie Brown Christmas

Merry Christmas Everyone, and Happy Hollidays.




Enjoy it while its still up!

It was a Yabba Dabba Doo Time..

1911-2006

Joe Barbera of the Anmimation Team Hannah - Barbera , passed away today.